Total Medals Earned: 50 (From
10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 545 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Find Alucard.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
classD
ninja
n00b
classC
classB
classA
classGOD
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get 100 combo streak
Kill 100 enemies.
Finish the tutorial
Get 500 combo streak
Kill 1000 enemies.
Kill 50 enemies with the Demon Mask Relic.
Kill 500 enemies.
Defeat the Blue Ogre
Kill 3000 enemies.
Use breakable relics 10 times.
You know you do. Destroy a lot to get this medal.
Unleash Lunar Pounce at the highest peak.
Unleash the final combo attack.
Get 1000 combo streak
Defeat the Jorogumo
Slay the final boss under this mode.
Unlocked and maxed all upgrades
Slay the final boss under this mode.
Get 3000 combo streak
Defeat the Oniko
Kill 5000 enemies.
Slay the final boss in "The Fool" mode.
Kill 1000 enemies in "Endless Mode"
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Go to arts NG page!
StrawberryClock
Would anyone like some pound cake?
Listen to Emrox's favorite NG music
I kept mine, here is a little something for keeping yours!
Go to songs NG page!
If you love this Radio, you will get this medal.
100 down
Let them shuffle tracks!
Test PICO RADIO
It rhymes with bomb!
Go to Authors NG page!
LazyMuffin plays the hits!
Click the Newgrounds link. CLICK IT!!!!!
Listen to FightingSeraph's favorite NG musicians
Gaze into my chocolate eyes...
Lister to the spooktober update!
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Play this game about the Carribean side of Costa Rica
Find peace and love on Cat Cake Level
Win All Rasta Coins on Cat Cake Level
Buy some food for your Pet
Find the Secret Dance Halls Party
Set Grand Ma Spirit Free on Voodoo Nightmare
Get Higher with Bob Harley Jumps
Find the Jam
Help Donut Chef to open a pizza restaurant
Dont Forget your Roots Raggamuffin
Win the coolest shirt in Port Lemon
Bon Bon Kidz award if you can find them
FInd all Rasta coins on Baby Rolled Cake Level
Find all Rasta Coins on your way to find Paper for your Brother
Get all Rasta Coins from your date with Cherry PIe
Find all Rasta Coins on your way to find lemons for your siter
Find all Rasta Coins on Donut Summer Level
win all coins on your way to help your Grandpa
win all Coins on Mom Pan Bon Level
find all Rasta Coins on Voodo Nightmare
Find 3 hidden hummingbirds on Baby Rolled Tales
find all Lion Cards on Grand Father Rasta Level
Find all Lion Cards on Mom Pan Bon Level
Find all letters on Cherry Pie Date Level
Win a price for best Good Actor
Get 5 Pineapple Cards on Bob Harley Ride
Find the 2 Relics and reinstall them
Help Baby Rolled Cake to sleep
Take a ride with Bob Harley and survive
Find your self with Cherry Pie on romantic date
Help Sexy Donut Summer to gettin hotter
Find 3 lemons to help your Lil Sis Cup Cake
Help Mom Pan Bon to find her Ring
Help Grand Rasta Father
Survive the Voodo Nightmare
Help your Brotha Cake to get some paper
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
Drive 3 km with no wheels
Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle
Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.
Kill one of each enemy type
Rescue and secure a civilian
Maintain max speed for 0.5 km
Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns
Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall
Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol
Unlock the entire survival guide
In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row
Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode
Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing
Reach max levels on at least one character
Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.
Complete Hardcore Story mode
Complete story mode
Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown
Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters
Reach 20 km in dead state
Hi, my name is Tom
Too much exposition
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
Well aren't you special?